mamayuuma:

“what will your kids think of that tattoo?”
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

foodchewer:

i need like $10000 and a grilled cheese

imploding-with-feels:

jaclcfrost:

elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

college is just “what the hell”

sweetpiefordean:

hiddles-is-life:

sherlocks-castle:

arasiriel:

solbadguy224:

elisa-1135:

COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE. 

I haven’t been 12 for like six years.

I haven’t been 12 for 27 years…

Hey, I haven’t been 12 for 27 years either!!

I haven’t been 12 for 4 1/4 years.

I haven´t been 12 for 20 years

maestae:

It is you. It is fucking you. I cannot describe it anymore, it is you. You are the only one that I will ever want. I belong with you. You are my home. I look at you, and somehow I can see 50 years from now on the front porch of some old house in the middle of nowhere and we’re together. I need you. You are the only thing that matters. You are my good.

cutlermajestic:

nixoooon:

magicnein:

let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys

here i’ll start

*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke

#*white boy voice* haha lets draw a penis on the desk

*white boy voice* haha it must be a self-portrait